Boyfriend..
He is such an amazing guy. I’m too jealous, too over protective, too caring, too ugly. And I don’t just mean my appearance. I don’t know if I can handle a relationship right now. I don’t want to lose him but I don’t want to cut myself each time something bad happens. I can’t keep staying up all night crying. I need to love myself before I can love him. I wish you can wait for me but I know that won’t happen. I’m sorry.
This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
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Hey guys! It’s one of my closest friends birthday! GO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM (: please.
My boobs hurt. You know what that means. Cravings, pimples, cramps, mood swings, no sex. Fuck being a girl!
Now I know what your ex girlfriend meant by when she said you needed to “feel” more.
Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams
DYING!!!
My jaw was on my chest the whole time. Oh my God. This is crazy » lmao
lmfao this nigga is spot on
DALTON. PREPARE TO SPIT OUT YOUR CHAMPAGNE, BOY.
This fucking guy!!!! uncanny!
I am glad he is in the SNL cast. He deserves it. This was too funny!
LMAOOOOOOOO
He sounded exactly like EVERYONE!
OMFG! YES!
lmao yooo watch this shit
haha this guy is fucking hilarious
(Source: thechanelmuse, via applejuiceandoreos)
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So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
oh shit lmao
Yoooooo he is ruthless lmao
lmao he look so funny, but scary.
thanks for the nightmares.
(Source: dam0nalbarn, via itsonlyillegalifwegetcaught)
